freddy oprepared himself. he loved shr ek. he was ready. shrek thrust into freddys virg inia hole withou t warning. freddy scrramed in pleasure. shrek moaned freddys name. “oh shrEK MORE!!” freddy explcaimed shrek compliied with his lovers reques as they bioth came squirting theit love yogurt on each other. shrek pulle dout and layed dow n enext to freddy. ‘ogh shrek that was waondeful” reddyf said happiyl “i lobve you” shrek replied they hugged no words needing to be said for them to know <3
WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR
THIS FUCKING WEEK ON OGLAF
Tyson the Swan
Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.
*headstrong by trapt plays*
tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here. now THIS was the essence of the 90s
YOU’LL CALL NOW
oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went
I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.
OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL
I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it
i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like
i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.
NOOO WHY DO I REMEMBER!? WTF
Cabinet of Monstrosities by Hajime Emoto. They are supposed to represent the 7 deadly sins.
These were all made from paper and bamboo. Here is his website, although it’s in Japan. (Website)
Albert Einstein teaching a physics class at Lincoln university (HCBU in Pennsylvania) in 1946
Sure as hell never mention that about him.
reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them
I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked
Basically 95,000 pencil thieves stealing my fucking amazing pencils, I hate you all.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set.
The Rock is literally one of my favorite people
if you don’t like the Rock we can’t be friends
…Why isn’t there a reality tv show based around him just cooking food. and eating. and feeding people. and being cool.
w h y
I love himmmmmm
Fun fact. “The Rock” has single handedly contributed more to make a wish foundation than anyone else on the face of this earth.
best smile in hollywoodI really hope these are legit and he didn’t just do it for the cameras.
long distance relationships
This made me laugh louder than it should