crying-alone-without-salad:

xhikaruchanx:

thisgrrlwithhands:

Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with.
A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters

oh

my

god

yes

omg i really want to fill this out now THIS IS COOL. putting it in my oc tag so i’ll remember it.

“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Númenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom.” - Faramir, The Two Towers

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Jack, stop peeing on my and my brother’s stuff kthx. I don’t appreciate it when you piss golden ponds. You’ve been doing this since Ollie got fixed…and you’re like 9 years old and fixed…Why do you keep doing this buddy?

I was at this kinky sex shop in the BDSM section(It literally had everything omg) with my aunt and I was trying to explain to her what rose-budding was without actually getting all into detail about it and getting uncomfortable without the word and I got all whispery and rambly and I couldn’t remember the scientific word for it because I didn’t want to say rose-budding while this worker was stocking stuff next to us and all of a sudden he(a grandpa sort of a dude in his late 50s) with no emotion is just like “Rose Budding.” asdyfguhj,ehg lololol

malformalady:

Raven eating a crow

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

tumblinturtles:

sirhiddle:

contortedfantasies:

creamocrop:

pennydreadfuljournal:

aloveforfashion:

misschinkyeyes:

james-st-james:

sex.

Yess

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but its worth doing again. #mensfashion #menswear

Goddammit Thneeds. fuck.

Don’t imagine that Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddlestone, or Lee pace is wearing each of this. Just don’t….

^

I never knew hiddles was that hard ok omfg

can I have it owo

thedietelf:

ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

/SCREAMING

dietchola:

there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved

fuckingmonsters:

umbrage and his scary cock

the spines can flatten and extend. could possibly serve as a back-scratcher or a comb

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

neil-gaiman:

odditiesoflife:

Stunning Landscape - Cappadocia, Turkey

The mysterious rock formations and underground cities of Cappadocia make this region of Turkey one the most beautiful in the world. The rich history of this site can be told through the villages, subterranean churches and fortresses that have been carved straight into the soft, porous, eerily eroded rock.

Popular activities in the region include visits to the underground cities, viewing the ancient Christian cave art, seeing the “fairy chimney” rock formations, and taking sunrise hot air balloon rides for a view of the breathtaking landscape from above.

When I am certain everyone else in the world is following odditiesoflife I will not reblog everything she puts up quite so industriously….