1. Ollie pisses on papers 2am.

2. Ollie pisses on more things 4am

3. Phone dies and alarm never goes off because Ollie chewed my charger 5am

4. Alarm never goes off at 7:30am. Miss first period class at 9am

5. Discover Ollie has been claiming my room as his 9:15am

6. Spill tea all over me in the car 10:30am

7. Get the seat with the arm rest for left handed people 11am

8. Birds doing the Harlem Shake 12pm

9. Test 1pm

10. Fire Drill during test 1:30pm

11. Wants to try something different and gets Denny’s and spends an insane $10 for an overly sweet coffee and ghetto four pieces of bacon and cheese sandwiched between some soggy waffle without egg cause I hate egg. Knows now not to ever have Denny’s ever again. 2pm

12. Get’s the shits~

Omfg so usually around noon time other colleges will come visit ours to get people to transfer and the fucking Harlem Shake starts playing and the people dressed in the mascots uniforms start fucking dancing to it in the smack dab middle of the campus.

Wow wtf first I figure out how to draw dicks better than hands and now my fucking basic understanding of perspective magically is better than my hands. Using ref for both and the vanish points are too close together for the flashcard I drew on… but still..I had an easier time with that than drawing hands ugh my weakness…I just wanna draw sexy guy hands D: no they just wanna look crippled and broken.

a yahoo article isn’t telling people to avoid Fine arts, usually always listed as useless majors

I am fuming I have literally had it with this miserable teacher. Don’t tell me what I want to do with my life is a waste of time. I know very well what the risks are trying to get into animation like everyone else, I do my research, I’ve gotten a taste of other sorts of media, and I refuse to spend $40, 000 a semester for things I can teach myself by finding my resources online for practically free. People care if you’re good not about your education. Don’t fucking tell me that I shouldn’t be in college after almost three years at a community college. Also ‘nicely’ telling me I’m narrow minded because I know what I want to do? That’s like an insult to half the art community out there..sorrryyy I have a plan and sorry I would rather set up getting an internship than getting old at college with no hands on business experience and be up to date with the world.

Omg I walked out of my art room and realized I left a trail of sawdust footprints across the fucking campus. People are gonna find me now, so embarrassed lol I feel like a bad guy in Scooby Doo.

So I’m sure my art class thinks there’s something wrong with me now. We’re doing our final paintings and our art room had some skeletons in the closet(literally!) that I’ve never seen get pulled out…And I want to paint them… and I spent an hour in a closet with a little light and taking pictures until my camera died. It sucks taking pictures with out a flash though. Let me know if you want to use any for references or stock or something and then I can send you the full size, I know I’ve never had much luck getting pictures online. Hopefully I can get more pictures of this guy, the only thing weird about him is that one set of ribs goes in really weird.

OKAY IT’S THE END OF APRIL AND IT’S SNOWING AND RAINING WTF this is more snow than what we had in December lol…

At first you get all stiff and paranoid like you’re not guilty of following those porn blogs

Then panic because everyone behind you is judging you

And then they’re all like “I saw that”

You freak out more like you’re horrified with what you just saw

Then tell them you had nothing to do with it

And then when when everyone leaves…

Quick peek at what you missed

I’ll be back beloved porn blogs

I decided to do a general grievous painting for class and it’s so hard finding good references of him with his legs and crotchital area lol so when I do, I have to zoom in a lot and I feel like I’m looking at cyborgy porn :l people behind me are probably wondering…

I can’t get his crotch plate right!!!

Bunch of good looking guys and a cute guy sits next to you…then both tell teacher you don’t know how to use the program and tells you guys can’t ever sit next to each other. Splits you up to sit with people that know how to use the program.

Sits you between a chick and a gay guy.

FML